piercetheveil:

London @ Koko - May 17. Photos By: @iancollinsphoto

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Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u

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esexist:

i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos

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fartgallery:

xeroxed-toothpicks:

fartgallery:

reindeers don’t even have wings how do they fly

reindeer dont fly and santa isnt real

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your-pal-lindsay:

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chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

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heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

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laugh-addict:

when you see your parent come home from the grocery store

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scienceheroextraordinaire:

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lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

that’s actually so cool!

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The reborn of Team 7

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